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2018-06-19
Steve Goodie It Runs In The Family 

Mama likes the beef burritos
Daddy likes the pinto beans
Either way they run right through them
If you know what I mean

Granny likes her morning prune juice
Grandpa likes the raisin bran
And when we all get together
It’s one big race to the can

Yeah it runs in the family, one big family
With synchronized crazy regularity
We fertilize our family tree
Cause it runs in the family

Sister Susie likes the tacos
Brother Bobby loves the tofu plate
Uncle Ronny loves pastrami
Now he's running to the john, he's gotta unload all that he ate

My cousins eat dozens of Polish brats
My nephew lost count, but he says it was lots
My auntie loves the scampi, with all the extra greases
And the McNugget 20-pieces better watch out for my nieces

It runs in the family, one big family
With synchronized crazy regularity
Gastrointestinally
Wow, it runs in the family

It runs and runs, tons and tons
Of everyone’s, digestion
Scoff if you will, but our water bill
Is a couple of mil… think I'm gonna be ill

Yeah it runs in the family, one big family
With synchronized crazy regularity
We fertilize our family tree
Cause it runs in the family

It runs in the family, one big family
With synchronized crazy regularity
Gastrointestinally
It runs in the family
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