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2018-07-10
Beth Kinderman & the Player Characters #ThanksThanos 

The traffic wasn't bad today on my commute to work
I didn't have to see my boss or face the office jerk
The lines are short and parking's easy at the grocery store
Cause half the world got turned to dust in Infinity War
#ThanksThanos

No one judged my White Castle meal or my second dessert
I get the bed all to myself now that my spouse is dirt
I never have to wait my turn at any time of day
And I couldn't afford the college funds for two kids anyway
#ThanksThanos

There's no more global warming now that we're 50% ash
There's more leg room on planes (at least, the ones that didn't crash)
If you think I shouldn't tell these jokes, your wish won't be fulfilled
Cause I'm afraid you're stuck with me since half the FuMP got killed

But still I heard a rumor that this cannot be the end
The sequel's gonna make it like this plot line's never been
So I have only one request for all future retcons:
Will whoever wields the gauntlet next make Donald Trump stay gone?
#PleaseThanos
#ThanksThanos

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