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2018-05-22
Killy Dwyer The Long Pig 

I love you so much 
you make every day better
I'll adore you till the end of time
But if the world was ending 
and the food supply cut off 
I would eat you with a nice Chianti wine

I'd keep you alive so I could ration you out
I'd eat your toes and fingers first 
cause of the solution was found 
and we can both get out alive 
missing toes and fingers aren't the worst

Did you know that 
different colored people all taste the same? human meat is called "the long pig" 
cannibals have given it a name

Don't look at me like that 
I haven't thought this through 
it just occurred to me because I am high 
OK it's in my browser history 
cause I was just trying to
Google if I should pan sear or fry you

Did you know that
different colored people all taste the same?
human meat is called "the long pig"
cannibals have given it a name

I ate the body of Christ because I grew up Catholic it doesn't seem like such a stretch if Jesus let me eat a minute saves my soul from Cyn please let me eat you, here sign this pledge

Did you know that 
different colored people all taste the same 
human meat is called "the long pig"
cannibals have given it a name

6 degrees from Kevin Bacon 1 degree from human bacon
6 degrees from Kevin Bacon 1 degree from human bacon
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