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2018-05-15
Insane Ian No Man's Sky 

“No Man’s Sky”
Reviewsical of the game
Parody of “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”
Words and music by Paul McCartney and John Lennon
New lyrics by Ian Bonds 

Picture yourself in a ship on a planet
With alien trees and turquoise-ish skies
Somebody claims you can see other players
But they are just telling you lies

They promised a game with exciting features
A virtual feast for the eyes
The game released, those features weren’t featured
It sucked

Playing No Man’s Sky was boring
Playing No Man’s Sky was boring
Playing No Man’s Sky was boring
Aaaaahhhhh...

Follow it up, check the game a year later
Where studio heads have heard the fan’s cries
Everyone smiles as they added some patches
That help you best use your supplies

Exciting dogfights in cooler spaceships
Waiting to take you away
Updated textures, improved the gameplay
Now it’s fun

Playing No Man’s Sky with patches
Playing No Man’s Sky with patches
Playing No Man’s Sky with patches
Aaaaahhhhh...

Picture yourself in a ship on a planet
With obelisk portals that reach to the skies
Suddenly someone is exploring with you
Next time release finished, you guys 

Loving No Man’s Sky with patches
Loving No Man’s Sky with patches
Loving No Man’s Sky with patches
Aaaaahhhhh...
Seriously No Man’s Sky is good now
Go play No Man’s Sky, it’s fun now
Hey there, No Man’s Sky is patched now [fade out]
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