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2018-05-29
Dino-Mike Channel Surfing 

CHANNEL SURFING
written by Dino-Mike

Intro)
Now, now - whereabout,
Where are they about now?
Now, now, now...
Where are they about now?
Now, now, now...
Where are they about now?
Now, now, now...
Where are they about now?

V1)
Get up early in the morning, TV before school,
Lassie saved the day and made villains the fool,
Followed by Benji who’s timing was fly,
Then Petey the Pup with the ring ‘round his eye;
Flipper was my jam, ramming sharks with his nose,
And Rin Tin Tin was my furry hero,
Then I get to thinkin’, where are they now?
I start to do the math, and Holy Cow!
Every single pet--

CH)
They are all dead NOW!
(every single pet, they are all dead now)
All dead now—
(every single pet, they are all dead now)
All deal now—

V2)
Shadow, Chance and Sassy from Homeward Bound,
It’s pretty safe to say they’re in a hole the ground,
Jonesy from Alien, that talking pig Babe,

They found Free Willy bottom up in his tank,
Don’t forget Air Bud and Toto from Oz,
Einstein drove the time machine into the great beyond.
Then I start refectin’ on pet stars now,
Ten to twelve years, then their daisy chow,
Every single pet—-

CH)
They are all dead NOW!
(every single pet, they are all dead now)
All dead now—
(every single pet, they are all dead now)
All deal now—

V3)
Milo and Otis, and Milo from The Mask,
Plus Andre the seal is feeding the grass,
Spike from Ace Ventura, Beethoven, Cujo,
Black Beauty, White Fang, Wilbur and Shiloh,
The Beast from The Sandlot, Old Yeller made me cry,
Hooch looks down on Turner from up in the sky,
I fall to my knees, wondering how,
If God really exists, why would he allow…
Every single pet—

CH)
They are all dead NOW!
(every single pet, they are all dead now)
All dead now—
(every single pet, they are all dead now)
All deal now—
**Repeat to fade**

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