HomeFuMP ArchiveFuMP VideosThe FuMP SideshowAbout The FuMPFeatured ArtistsThe FuMP Online Store
 
Username:
Password:
2018-01-23
The Belle Isle Rats Too Old to be a Boy Band but Too Young to Die 

No longer always on the go the falsetto's getting' low those dope and trendy clothes don't fit no more We've forgotten all the moves We've forgotten all the grooves and all those lyrics that were autotuned but we had a lot of fun and we had a decent run But then our fans grew up so now we're done ​And now the girls don't lose it over us much anymore And if we danced all night when we got up we'd be sore and though it breaks our hearts we had to kiss that life good buy ​'cause we're too old to be a boy band but too young to die Back then we were all the rage Girls hanging out backstage Massive entourage, Ferrari in the garage But now I'm pushing my own cart buying groceries at Walmart Sometimes they recognize me down at the bar but we had a lot of fun and we had a decent run But then our fans grew up so now we're done CHORUS Maybe I should go to trade school and learn about computers Or go back to college get my degree as a chemistry teacher or a piano tuner Maybe I'll work at a winery or an oil refinery Maybe a host at an Olive Garden Once my car is startin' CHORUS
Show your support for the artists of the FuMP by making a donation or signing up for a premium subscription.
Level 1 Subscription
Level 1 gives you access to all the high quality (320k) MP3s, including all the songs in our archive. Click here for more information.
Level 2 Subscription
Level 2 gives you access to all the high quality (320k) MP3s, including all the songs in our archive, plus you will receive our bi-monthly compilation CDs with some great bonus material. Click here for more information.
Donate To The FuMP
Any amount is greatly appreciated by our artists.
Host A Banner Ad
Tell all your visitors about The FuMP by placing a banner ad on your site. Click here for the available banners.
Podcast Promo
If you host a podcast please consider running our promo on your show to spread the word.
Have a funny song? Submit it for consideration. If we use it you will be paid and your song will be included on the next FuMP compilation CD.

Click on the link below to submit a song.
Get the latest songs for free, downloaded automatically, or hear Luke Ski and Devo Spice discuss the most recently posted songs.
Click here for podcast info.
C'mon... be our friend! Please?
The FuMP on MySpace
The FuMP on Facebook
The FuMP on Twitter
Radio stations can now download 320k MP3 files ready for broadcast directly from TheFuMP.com. Click on the link below for more information.