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2018-01-05
Nuclear Bubble Wrap Elevator Music 

We’re in the elevator, and I can’t wait till later
I can’t contain the urges and I’ve got you trapped with me
Not small talk ‘bout the weather, that’s not why we’re together
And all of what I’m bout to say is sure to make you scream

There's aliens among us
They're tracking our brainwaves
George Bush did 9/11 from his secret reptile cave
And yes there's UFOs but
Moon landing all was faked
Big pharma's lurking in the shadows, so don't vaccinate
The New World's come upon us
We're already enslaved 
They hide triangles on TV and then control our brains
Illuminati's real but
The holocaust was fake
The Berenstain bears was really spelled with E and not an A

I did research for hours, don’t got no time for showers
Cause youtube recommended all these documentaries
There’s a conspiracy to make a conspiracy to
Conspire puppet masters where and when to pull the strings

Are you a real civilian? Not secretly reptilian? 
We know there’s millions, we’re just holding out for one to leak
And if you know, then now I know, so you know that I know
Oh hey, guess that’s your floor, nice chat, I’ll tell you more next week

There's aliens among us
They're tracking our brainwaves
George Bush did 9/11 from his secret reptile cave
And yes there's UFOs but
Moon landing all was faked
Big pharma's lurking in the shadows, so don't vaccinate
The New World's come upon us
We're already enslaved
They hide triangles on TV and then control our brains
Illuminati's real but
The holocaust was fake
The Berenstain bears was really spelled with E and not an A
The Berenstain bears was really spelled with E and not an A
The Berenstain bears was really spelled with E and not an A
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