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The Courtesan & The Cabin Boy Krampus, Krampus, Krampus 

I have a bunch of children,
And everyone's a brat,
But when the Krampus comes,
He will take care of all that.

Oh Krampus, Krampus, Krampus.
Please hurry don't delay.
Oh Krampus, Krampus, Krampus.
Come haul these brats away.
First is little Lana.
She’s full of foolish Pride.
But Krampus he will come,
Then in his sack she will ride.

Next is greedy Gavin.
He never learned to share.
Once stuffed in Krampus sack,
He will have no choice in there.

Lazy little Michael,
Never does as he’s told.
Krampus will come snag him,
Drag him into the cold.

Whiny little Susie,
She envies other tots.
When Krampus takes them all,
She will wish that she had not.

Raucous little Ryan,
His anger knows no bounds.
He’ll be the first snatched up,
When old Krampus makes his rounds.

Weighty little Wanda,
Takes every chance to eat,
But Krampus is undaunted.
He will drag her by the feet.

The eldest one is Evan.
His heart is full of lust,
But just one look at Krampus,
And he’ll cool off, I trust.
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