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2017-10-20
Lauren Mayer Just Another Middle-Aged Jewish Mother With A Crush On Steph Curry 

I know our love can never be more than a hopeless fantasy I don't know what else to do, cause I'm not over you My broken heart won't mend in a hurry Even though I know that I'm Just another middle-aged Jewish mother with a crush on Steph Curry, ooh, You've got a smile I can't resist Tho you don't even know that I exist Maybe I'll start "I Love Steph Curry Dot Com" Even though I'm old enough to be your . . . . big sister About my pain it's plain you don't worry Cause you're a famous athlete in your prime And I'm just another middle-aged Jewish mother with a crush on Steph Curry It's hard to keep track of all the great shots you've thrown In fact, the only records left to break are your own You've been a standout on an outstanding team But are you really as nice, and well mannered and smart, and with an emoji that's more popular than Kim Kardashian's, yet still humble & altruistic, and devoted to your wholesomely attractive family And devoutly Christian but not in a showy way like Tim Tebow More understated spirituality like Jimmy Carter As you seem? Darling you know you'll always be my personal MVP But seeing you rips me apart You keep shooting 3 pointers into my heart Let all your other fans around you scurry At least my plea to you will rhyme cause I'm Just another middle-aged Jewish mother with a crush on Steph Curry I hope this song gets to you in a hurry Cause athletic careers only last so long and I'm running out of time And I'm just another middle-aged Jewish mother with a crush on Steph Curry Just another middle-aged Jewish mother who doesn't normally act like this but don't worry I'm happily married and not a stalker It's just that I've got an unresolved crush on Steph Curry
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