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2017-09-12
Matt Griffo Please Die (Healthcare Bill Song) 

Let the sick just die
It definitely saves money, honey 
Don't you realize it costs a lot to keep you alive 
So rather than go through this health care rodeo
If you can't pay up we'd rather see you go

Please die so I can have more money 
And money is more important than your life 
Please die so I can have more money
You pay for my health care but we don't care about your strife 

I can buy a 2nd yacht
Sorry about your grandma
Your health is just an afterthought 
Compared to my chihuahua  (she's so cute though)

We are pro life all the way
Until you are born
We'd prefer if you're not gay
If you are here's my retort

Please die so I can have more money 
And money is more important than your life 
You pay for my health care but we don't care about your strife 
Please die so I can have more money
Oh please die so I can have more money 
Not you though, you do the dying part
I'll do the more money part
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