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2016-11-04
Worm Quartet Entire Dog 

Oh my god! (Oh my god!)
It's a dog! (It's a dog!)
I saw a dog! (It's a dog!)
I just saw an entire dog! (It's a dog!)
A whole dog! (it's a dog!)
I just observed more than twice of 47% of a dog!

I don't mean I saw half a dog twice
Cuz that's the same half of the dog, it doesn't count the second time!
I don't even mean I saw half each of two dogs
I'm talking about a full single contiguous dog

I saw a dog! (It's a dog!)
A full dog! (It's a dog!)
I just saw an entire dog! (It's a dog!)
A whole dog! (it's a dog!)
A quantity of exactly one dog!

We've seen a lot of things
But nothing could prepare us
For visual confirmation
Of canis familiarus
I can't believe it's happening
My eyes are all full
One over Avogadro's number
times the molecules in a mole of DOG

I saw a dog!
A full dog!
I just saw an entire dog!
A whole dog!
I observed precisely one standard unit of dog

Not 100 centidogs
Not 1000 millidogs
Not a million microdogs
I SAW A DOG

Not 100 centidogs
Not 1000 millidogs
Not a million microdogs
I SAW A DOG

Not 100 centidogs
Not 1000 millidogs
Not a million microdogs
I SAW PRECISELY A DOG

A full dog! (It's a dog!)
I saw a dog! (It's a dog!)
I just saw an entire dog! (It's a dog!)
A whole dog! (it's a dog!)
Seriously I didn't just like round up from seeing a good chunk of a dog

COUNT THIS DOG

Copyright 2016 Timothy F Crist
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