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2016-06-05
Steve Goodie D*ck Heads This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.

Dick heads dick heads, stupid clueless dick heads
Dick heads dick heads, blissfully dumb

Dick heads dick heads, douche-y dufus dick heads
Dick heads dick heads, mentally numb

In the fast lane, texting weaving dick heads
Then in Starbucks, holding up the line

Dick heads dick heads, imbecilic dick heads
Dick heads dick heads, buckets of scum

Ask a dick head anything you want to
He won't answer, he's looking at his phone

Dick heads dick heads, thoughtless witless dick heads
Dick heads dick heads, is this what we've become

I took a dick head out to see a movie
Didn't really enjoy it cause she talked the whole time

Dick heads dick heads, inconsiderate dick heads
Dick heads dick heads, awfully dumb

They don't read novels, they don't have manners
They're not good tippers, they don't play scrabble

Dick heads dick heads, hiding money in the Cayman Islands
Dick heads dick heads, they're a bunch of self-important bastards

Stupid douche-y dick heads are never seen at the checkout counter
paying for their purchases in an efficient and timely manner, yeah

Dick heads dick heads, stupid clueless dick heads
Dick heads dick heads, blissfully dumb

Dick heads dick heads, blocking legislation
Dick heads dick heads, ignorant scum

Dick heads dick heads, hunting endangered rhinos
Dick heads dick heads, arrogant and dumb

Dick heads dick heads, douche-y dufus dick heads
Dick heads dick heads, voting for Trump
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