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2016-05-10
Steve Goodie Weird Al Country Medley 

How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Cap'n Crunch don't want no raisin bran
Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, get yourself an egg and beat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch, it doesn't matter what you had for lunch, just eat it

Well I'm yelling and we're playing, but I don't know what I'm saying
What's the message I'm conveying, can you tell me what I'm saying, no!

I'm going to the hardware store

People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
But the Frenchies think that my poop don't stink, I'm a genius in France

Talk with your mouth full, bite the hand that feeds you, bite off more than you can chew
Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid

And another comes on and another comes on, another one rides the bus
Hey, I'm gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus

I just can't understand it, why won't you return my phone calls
Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat
Oh Melanie, what can the problem be
Sweet Melanie, why won't you go out with me

I'm driving a truck, driving a big old truck, pedal to the metal hope I don't run out of luck
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon, driving a truck with my high heels on

Everybody shut up!
Okay here's the deal, I'll try to educate ya
Gonna familiarize you with the nomenclature
You'll learn the definitions of nouns and prepositions
Literacy is your mission, so that's why I think it's a good time

And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
Merry Christmas y'all, now you're all gonna die
The night Santa went crazy, the night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal, something finally must have snapped in his brain

I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed
Oh my Yoda, yo yo yo ya yoda, yo yo you ya yoda

They see me mowing my front lawn, I know that they're thinking I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy, think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy, look at me I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy, think I'm just too white and nerdy
OMG I'm white and nerdy, look at me I'm white and nerdy
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