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2016-04-19
Holy Bongwater Feel the Bern (In Your Bong) 

Don't you wanna just get high and think about
The mortgage crisis and your student loans all night?
That's illegal, but soon you can just chill out
A little bird said everything'll be alright

Vote then roll a joint that's fat
Smoke cause Bernie's cool with that
Inside of your bong you'll feel the bern
Then when health stuff's all for free
And everyone gets socialist weed
Smoke out every state and feel the bern

Unlike others, he don't care how you get laid
He'll grow the middle of society's human centipede
Someday soon you might make what your parents made
And then you'll get to buy deluxe amounts of weed

Vote then roll a joint that's fat
Smoke cause Bernie's cool with that
Inside of your bong you'll feel the bern
Then when health stuff's all for free
And everyone gets socialist weed
Smoke out every state and feel the bern

Smoke out every state and feel the bern
Start the United Federation of Planets already and feel the bern
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