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2016-03-25
TV's Kyle There's No Link Between All of This (And Cheese) 2016 
featuring Dictionary Attack

Rakes and cats and spelling books,
spinning wheels and fishing hooks.
There's No Link Between All of This (And Cheese)

Lots of cows are eating hay.
Made a cabinet today!
There's No Link Between All of This (And Cheese)

I just can't explain it, though,
my train of thought today.
Guess I'll sit down on this tack
and eat my curds and whey.

I like to wear boxer shorts.
Hope a bird won't give ya warts.
There's No Link Between All of This (And Cheese)

Doo-doo doo-doo
Doo-doo doo-doo
Doo-doo doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo.

Doo-doo doo-doo
Doo-doo doo-doo
do-do-do do-do-do
Doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo. CHEESE!

Well,
Guess I'll toss this spatula.
Hope I won't get fatula.
There's No Link Between All of This (And Cheese)

Drew a picture of some toast.
I like Robert Dole the most.
There's No Link Between All of This (And Cheese)

I've got to eat some duct tape
or else I'm gonna die.
Don't tick off a camel
or he'll spit right in your eye.

Wish life were remote controlled.
Going twice and then it's sold!
Theres No Link Between All of This (And Cheese)

I want mozzarella
and I just got the flu.
Just got a new sofa.
I wish pigs were blue. (blue blue blue blue blue blue blue CHEESE)

Once I ate a dinosaur.
We're just friends and nothing more.
There's No Link Between All of This (And Cheese)

It's the time to face the facts.
time to have the heart attacks.
There's No Link Between All of This (And Cheese)

I've been told umbrellas
should be seen, but just not heard.
Who's on first, What's on second
and I Don't Know's on third.

Think I'll learn the play the gong
That's the last line of the song.
There's No Link Between All of This (And Cheese)
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