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Max DeGroot Spicy 

It can kill with a taste, it can scorch out your eyes Tho' the menu says "mild" you will swear that it lies But these buffalo wings are the best they can be You'll weep like a child, but it's not very spicy to me We can try something else if you're not in a hurry 'Cause I know of an Indian place that serves curry But they specialize mostly in things Tandoori It'll blister your tongue but it's not very spicy to me Oh, I take care of myself, I can eat what I want And I do all the time Oh, when the water runs out, I can still pack it in 'Cause to me it tastes fine You had better be careful, that's Szechuan you're eatin' It'll cauterize wounds while it's causin' more bleedin' And the level of heat is the worst it can be Blame it all on yourself, 'cause it's not very spicy to me [spoken] "Whoa! What the [BEEP] was in that stuff? My mouth is on fire! *cough* [BEEP], my eyes! Why the [BEEP] did let you talk me into trying this [BEEP]? *cough*" Oh, you take care of yourself, call a nurse if you want It gets worse over time Oh, it will burn coming out, 'cause it burned going in It will char your behind And I guess I should warn you but why should I spoil it You will spend lots of time sitting down on the toilet Now you tell me it feels like three hundred degrees But the most I will do is make more fun of you 'Cause it's not very spicy to me [spoken] "Argh! I can't believe you [BEEP]ing tricked me into eating that [BEEP]! What the [BEEP] made you think I'd like that place, anyway? Ow, my [BEEP] is on fire! Ohhh, I think my spleen is melting...
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