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2016-03-15
Power Salad Slipped Disc 

As the years pass quickly by
As my hair gets grayer
I wonder how I was so blind
To all the things I missed

Just like rings inside an oak tree
There's a story in each layer
Pay attention to the precious things
Be glad that they exist

Like precious jewels hiding in plain sight
Like angels obscured by the light
Like that library Rango DVD
I left inside the player

It was back when I went camping
I put Rango in the player
Never got around to watching it
In that player, it remained

The librarian said I owed a fine
But I refused to pay her
I said I did not have the disc
And do not call again

Like precious jewels hiding in plain sight
Like hopeful clouds obscured by night
Like that library Rango DVD
I left inside the player

But they called, and they called, for this disc they said I hoarded
And I said a lot of things, not knowing I would be recorded
When they asked if I could check my shelves
I said what they could do to themselves
Accusations slung, and threats were made
Til police broke through my barricade

And now I sit in prison
For threats made against the mayor
And Monday here is movie night
Rango's playing in the yard

And at that moment I remember
That the disc was in my player
I leap up in excitement
And am beaten by the guards

Well the tasers sting but regret stings more
But such are all the burdens we carry
That movie took two hours of my life
Not to mention 5-to-10 in solitary

Like precious jewels hiding in plain sight
Like angels obscured by the light
Like that library Rango DVD
I left inside the player

Like precious jewels hiding in plain sight
Like hopeful clouds obscured by night
Like that library Rango DVD
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