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2014-11-25
Steve Goodie I Love My Job 

I love I love I love I love my job job job
And I will never ever ever leave it
I love I love I love I love my job job job
And Iíll keep saying it till I believe it

I love to work, I love to work, I love to work work work
I love the man who hired me, that stinky stupid jerk
I love my stupid cubicle, and zero privacy
And I really love my co-workers who live to bother me

I love the office coffee, itís a special vomit brew
I love the office copier, from 1982
I love to park a mile away, when I pull an all-night-ah
And someone tell me what the hell is FICA

I love I love I love I love my job job job
And I will never ever ever leave it
I love I love I love I love my job job job
And Iíll keep saying it till I believe it

I teach the latest software to the elderly
And then I train the youngsters whoíll take my job from me
My computer is so ancient that it has a floppy drive
And Windows 95

I love the office restroom, itís always squeaky clean
I wave and wave and beg the stupid paper-towel machine
The motion-sensor faucet works so perfectly Ė not
And the toilet likes to flush mid-squat

I love I love I love I love my job job job
And I will never ever ever leave it
I love I love I love I love my job job job
And Iíll keep saying itÖ till I believe it

In the elevator I tell a naughty joke
I offend a twenty-something, turns out sheís the CEO
So Iím scrubbing her Mercedes, and smooching up her rear
Ten more years till pension, and I am OUT of here

I love to go to Staples where I pay for post-it notes
I love that I could die right here and nobody would know
Everyoneís a corporate slacking whining millennial
And Iíd quit Ė but I just donít have the genitals

I love I love I love I love my job job job
And I will never ever ever leave it
I love I love I love I love my job job job
And Iíll keep saying it till I believe it
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