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2014-01-24
Steve Goodie Steve Ruins A Lovely Jason Mraz Song 

I got on the bus today
Starting the third grade
Found a seat and we drove away
As my mom waved goodbye

But Iím back home in two shakes
Never made it to school today
Mom says whatcha doing home so early
And I look in her eyes

I just threw up on the bus
Breakfast came back in a rush
I blew up so fast and furious
And I donít think Iím done

So Mom made me some chicken soup
One spoonful and I had to poop
Nearly made it to the john but oops
Heads and tails this time

I just threw up all my guts
And filled up my pants simultaneous
The chunks were just humongous
Still I donít think Iím done
I just threw up

I donít wanna be someone who hurls away so easily
I want to eat and keep it down without a big display
My stomach hurts and turns a lot youíd think by now Iíd
Sure be off the pot, NOT, please let it stop I pray
From both ends my belly sends a stream of discontent
It never ends it never mends and man it burns
What did I eat, week-old meat, omg, please kill me
I wish Iíd had some vegetables and said Iím full, whereís the can

I just threw up a rhinoceros
And all that gross stuff I discussed
Just keeps coming up and though I flushed
I donít think Iím done, donít think Iím done

I just threw up bile and pus [oh my god, so much pus]
God knows Iíve done enough [Iím not done, just begun]
Iíve got a lot to chuck [Iím a mess, Iím unplugged]
Itís like giving birth here [giving birth here]

I just threw up on the bus
Then all over Mom's new rug
And I had to clean it up
But I donít think Iím done
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