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Luke Ski
Fake Adult 

Fake Adult
An original hip hop song about not feeling like a legitimate adult.
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski

(4 measure intro)

Verse 1:
I don't mean to be gender specific, but I
think an adult is a guy in a suit and a tie
who smells like aftershave, and has a mustache.
Wallet full of cash, won't do anything rash.
Has a big wooden desk, and his checks never bounce
'cause his job is adjusting financial accounts.
His last name sounds really important like 'Johnson',
like that guy from

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