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2012-08-03
Power Salad Hi, I'm a Racist! 
featuring The Jones Jukebox

Oh well I
Didn't realize I was a racist
So thanks a lot for setting me straight
I didn't realize that it's because I'm white
So fire away with the hate
I'm sorry that I never understood all the struggles
I hope it doesn't jeopardize my job selling Ruggles
I didn't realize I was a racist
Or is it just because I swallowed the bait


I guess I better sell all my Funkadelic records
And replace em with some Hall & Oates
Forget that I was pro-Obama back in 08
Make sure Romney gets all the votes
Drive my Hummer H3 from the soccer field
And check with my broker for the highest yield
And not to forget to call the homeless guy n____ (names)
And tell him to get back on the boat


Oh well I didn't realize I was a racist
So thanks a lot for setting me straight
There's a whole new set of skills that I gotta learn
Cause I never learned how to hate
You done me a service by showing I'm evil
Cause I never had to deal with the bad boll weevil
I didn't realize I was a racist
Now you really must be feeling great


I see you white now, We gon fight now
You ain't oppressed so stay pressed, I mean right now
We are the righteous, We gon fight dis
Y’all be the ones who operatin' in whiteness
We gotta take a stand Against da white man
And y'all won' shut me up cause I will send you reeling
Y'all don like what I say, y'all can go away
Well SMH, I don care abou'cho feeeeeeewings


I really hope I gave you what you need so you could feed your righteous rage
Your accomplishment was just and true, putting Whitey in his cage
The victory's yours, the shame is mine
I really must learn to stay in line
And never ever ever ever share my thoughts
Or they'll end up on your Facebook page


That's why I didn't realize I was a racist
Oh thank you for setting me straight
I better never have an opinion again
Cause I'd be guilty of the white man hate
I could stand up for myself but I guess I won't
Cause I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't
I didn't realize I was a racist
I guess it's always gonna be my fate
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