The FuMP Lyrics: The Pimple Song by Willie B Poppin


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2012-08-31

Willie B Poppin

The Pimple Song

The Pimple Song
Copyright 2011 Willie B Poppin (pseudonym for Chris D Miller)
Lyrics and Music by Willie B Poppin (pseudonym for Chris D Miller)

Well I looked in my mirror through the little white spots
     My face was all covered with little black dots
Too many colas, french fries and sweets
     My face looks like it’s been trampled with cleats

A finger on the left and a finger on the right
Pimple in the middle that I wanna pinch tight
Make a white mountain into a red hill
     But I know sooner or later they will clear up

Took a sweet thing for a ride in my car
     Tried to kiss her but I didn’t get far
‘Cause there were pimples all over my cheeks
     And I haven’t had a smooch for about six weeks

A finger on the left and a finger on the right
Pimple in the middle that I wanna pinch tight
Make a white mountain into a red hill
     But I know sooner or later they will clear up

I have tried every soap and cream
     Scoured my face with the front door screen
Still my friends make fun of my bumps
     Sayin’ I got a case of the terminal mumps

A finger on the left and a finger on the right
Pimple in the middle that I wanna pinch tight
Make a white mountain into a red hill
     But I know sooner or later they will clear up

I dated a girl in dermatology
     She loved me but she still picked on me
When I popped the question “Will you marry me please?”
     She said “Yes - you are my main squeeze!”

A finger on the left and a finger on the right
Pimple in the middle but it just ain’t right
To pinch a white mountain into a red hill
     ‘Cause I know sooner or later they will clear up

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