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i. (Everything Turns Me Into) The Lizard Everything everything absolutely everything Every single little thing Turns me into The Lizard Connors me, amputee, desperately in search of a cure Experimental DNA, reptile-based, risky for sure Drink serum, grow new limb, unexpected reaction Inner hidden self unveiled: green scales, long tail Chorus Spidey’s bud, poisoned blood, find a way to save his Aunt May Lizard brain, Silvermane, make the Rhino’s hide go away My experiments were a success but now when I am under stress I sprout a tail and I get mean then I grow scales and I turn green Chorus I teamed up with The Wizard (It turned me into The Lizard) I got stuck in a blizzard (It turned me into The Lizard) I tried running with scissors (It turned me into The Lizard) I fought the Falcon and his bird Chorus ii. (If We Were Both) Absorbing Man I’m rubber, you’re glue Stuff bounces off of me and sticks to you Provided I touched some rubber and you touched some glue And we both have the wonderful amazing magic Powers of Absorbing Man! iii. (He's) Doctor Doom Doctor Doom He’s the most pessimistic guy in the room Instills foreboding, apprehension, and gloom And that is why they call him Doctor Doom Plus that’s also his name He’s badly scarred and he’s iron clad He’s really smart and he’s really mad He’s Doctor Doom He’s serious and mysterious He’s quite nefarious And full of scariness He’s Doctor Doom Rex Imperius (Doctor Doom) of Latveria (Doctor Doom) Crown-head weariness (Doctor Doom) Is his mood dreary, yes! He’s got Doombots and a time machine His will is strong and his cape is green He’s Doctor Doom And that isn’t just a nom de plume He’s a doctor named Victor Von Doom Dr. Doom Dr. Doom Doom Doom Doom |
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