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Well you were real good-looking when you were 23 With a full head of hair, well that’s history Cause you’re middle-aged, what’s happening to it It goes down the drain when you shampoo it Admit you’ve got a bald spot Oh just admit you’ve got a bald spot Admit you’ve got a bald spot Buy a toupee Come on with the lotions that you rub in there They smell real weird and they don’t grow hair Your nose is sprouting and your ears are insane But it’s never coming out on top again Admit you’ve got a bald spot Oh just admit you’ve got a bald spot Admit you’ve got a bald spot Buy a toupee That’s a comb-over You chrome-domer You poser, think no one’ll ever see That’s a comb-over It’s not kosher Northern exposure, better get some sunscreen That’s a comb-over Took a bulldozer Pushed some hair over, you sexy old thing That’s a comb-over When you get sober Game over, comb-over Hair is for hair Hair is for hair Hair is for hair Hair is for children Aww, honey, you’re so cute... Is that a picture of your grandchildren? Mr. Miami Beach, you’re so adorable! I’d love to go play bingo with you! So, did you vote for Lincoln, or the other guy? |
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