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Ookla The Mok Mr. Mxyzptlk / Bizarro World 

I. Mr. Mxyzptlk

Hey hey, you know what would suck?
If Mr. Mxyzptlk's name was Bob!

II. Bizarro World

Bizarro Adam: Me Bizarro Adam
Bizarro Rand: And me Bizarro Rand
Bizarro Adam: And me simply cannot say how 'happy' me am today
Me am feeling 'okay'
Bizarro Rand: Wait' Don't you mean 'unhappy'?
Bizarro Adam: No, me don't mean 'sad'
Bizarro Rand: Me just find it surreal that this is how you would feel
So me am feeling 'sorry' that you are not feeling 'bad'

Here in Bizarro World
Folks go out of their way
To smile and say
'Have a terrible day
In Bizarro World'

Bizarro Adam: Thank you' wait, you're 'sorry'?
Bizarro Rand: 'Sorry' you feel 'good'
Bizarro Adam: Me would hope you would feel 'grateful' if you understood
Bizarro Rand: One would think that me should
Bizarro Rand: Me do 'care' about you; and me 'understand'
Bizarro Adam: Hey, what's the deal?
Bizarro Rand: Me just say how me feel
Bizarro Adam: Well, that am a 'nice' thing for you to say, Bizarro Rand


Bizarro Rand: There. Me have said it.
Bizarro Adam: Me hope you are 'unhappy.' Now me feel even 'better.'
Bizarro Rand: I do feel 'unhappy.'
Bizarro Adam: Well good!
Bizarro Rand: Bizarro good, or regular good?
Bizarro Adam: Regular good, I guess, but sarcastic.
Bizarro Rand: HA! HA!
Bizarro Adam: What am funny?
Bizarro Rand: Me just got Mxyzptlk joke from previous song.


Happy means sad
And good means bad
Sorry means glad
And wack means rad
In Bizarro World
In Bizarro World

Where Schadenfreude means esprit de corps
And the Blessed Virgin Mary is a filthy dirty whore
Menage a trois is comme ci comme 'a
Le Roi shouts 'Hurrah' at every coup d'etat
It's that certain, how you say, je ne sais quoi
Of Bizarro World

The five stages of grief are cause for joie de vivre
And we start all AA meetings with an aperitif
Our petit bourgeoisie all go to MIT
Au contrare means oui
And ennui means 'Wheeeeeeee!!!'

Bizarro Adam: Me am so 'happy.' How you feel?
Bizarro Rand: Meh. Me ambivalent.
Bizarro Adam: Me just want to live!
Bizarro Rand: Whatever.
Bizarro Adam: Bad day, Bizarro Rand! Hello!
Bizarro Rand: Hello forever!

It's bizarre over in Bizarro World
It's bizarre over in Bizarro World
It's bizarre over in Bizarro World

Here in Bizarro World
At the end of the day
Me just wanted to say
'Have a terrible day
An awful day
Hope you hated your stay
Now go away!
Have a horrible day
In Bizarro World!'
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