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2012-03-30
TV's Kyle Pepperoni Demons 

Pepperoni demons go away
for you know I ain't got time to play
Pepperoni demons 'round my bed
Them pepperoni demons messing up my head.

Bambino boys came to town
and decided to have themselves a bite
When they ate a pepperoni each
they saw the pepperoni demons that night

Bobby Bambino, my oh my
saw a vision of a haunted disembodied eye
It looked him up and down and much to his surprise
it didn't want to hear him plead and compromise.
Bobby turned around and ran for his life
I'm not sure how an eyeball holds a kitchen knife
it lunged down at Bobby who screamed in fright
Hold on, Bobby. Hold on tight.

Frankie Bambino, poor ol' soul
Was chased by the ghost of a giant mole
It had great big claws for to burrow a hole
into Frankie's young and useless skull.
It drilled and it drilled until it hit brain.
It may not have killed him, but it made him insane
He lost his mind and he left a stain
Giant moles deserve disdain

Pepperoni demons go away
for you know I ain't got time to play
Pepperoni demons 'round my bed
Them pepperoni demons messing up my head.

Pauly Bambino, sad to say
was the type who went to races every single day
He was haunted by a horse who wanted him to pay
But Pauly was broke, which was not ok. The horse
put him in a sack as easy as can be
and drove him over to the glue factory
Pauly was paste in a minute or three
Pauly is Elmer now, you see.

Bambino boys all woke up
for of course, that all was a bad dream
they ate another pepperoni each
Bambino boys are not especially bright, it seems.

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