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Rob Balder Still Annoyed - The Bowser Song 

This was some bullcrap.
And what is a "Warp Zone?" That was F-ed.
It's hard to overstate my irritation.
(You) think you're the "good guy."
Your quest is so right, you can't go left.
For the good of princesses
Except the ones who aren't yours.

But there's no sense dallying with every decoy.
You just keep on rallying until I'm destroyed.
And the game gets done.
Everybody has fun.
'Cept for Bowser, cause I'm still annoyed.

The hell kind of plumber...?
I'm writing your union, tell you what.
I bet they'd like to know you're doing mushrooms.
And blowing up landmarks.
And setting the wildlife on fire.
As they burned it hurt, because
...My Goombas were on fire!

Now these secret passages will let me escape,
I've got food and furnishings and novels on tape.
It's a minor setback
I will soon get back on track
But regardless, I am still annoyed.

Go ahead and take her.
If I know my Peachy, she'll be back.
You didn't think I STOLE these beauties, did you?
They love my compassion.
I'm kidding, ha-ha. It's 'cause I'm rich.
Anyway, I guarantee
I give her something you can't.

Look at me, still ranting when there's sequels to plan.
When it's said and done you'll know that I'm the best man.
I am civilized and smart.
I've a complex inner heart.
With a thousand shades of being annoyed.

And believe me I am still annoyed.
You're playing tennis and I'm still annoyed.
You're riding go karts and I'm still annoyed.
You're playing doctor and I'm still annoyed.
You're going Wii now and I'm still annoyed.
Still annoyed.
Still annoyed.
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