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2011-11-18
Insane Ian Moves Like Frogger 
featuring The Stacey

[Verse 1]
In my neighborhood
Traffic's heavy
And I think I could
Dodge this Chevy
When I cross the street, gotta move my feet
Or I am dead meat

So I just think back
To the arcade
My plan of attack
The game I played
My soul I will bare, my secret I'll share
To cross over there

So I hop like this

[Chorus]
Tell me what game's
inspiration
Could fit in this
situation

You want the moves like Frogger
I've got the moves like Frogger
I've got the mooooooves... like Frogger

Why'd the chicken cross the road, did
he know something I don't know

With them the moves like Frogger
I've got the moves like Frogger
I've got the mooooooves... like Frogger

[Verse 2]
Well, Maybe it's lame
Stop complaining
I'm using this game
For my training
To zig zag through trucks, I'm trying my luck
I don't give a...crap

I jump on a log
Or a turtle
I act like a frog
jump this hurdle
I ran for a mile, I'm hopping with style
Over crocodiles

And I hop like this

[Chorus]
Meet me by the freeway
I'll teach ya
How to avoid
Being street pizza

You want the moves like Frogger
I've got the moves like Frogger
I've got the mooooooves... like Frogger

Go ahead and tell your mommy
At what I learned from Konami

With them the moves like Frogger
I've got the moves like Frogger
I've got the mooooooves... like Frogger

[Bridge - The Stacey]
You wanna know how to play the game
Take it slow, or else you might get maimed
Just avoid the traffic
Or it might get graphic
And that would end up tragic

So watch and learn
I won't show you twice
Up and down, ooh baby, left and right
And if you move much faster
You're gonna be a master
You won't need a pastor

[Insane Ian]
And it goes like this

[Chorus]
Tell all the kids in
The school yard that
I'm the greatest
Crossing guard, yeah

You want the moves like Frogger
I've got the moves like Frogger
I've got the mooooooves... like Frogger

Why'd the chicken cross the road, did
he use the Konami Code?

With them the moves like Frogger
I've got the moves like Frogger
I've got the mooooooves... like Frogger

©2011 Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings/Insane Ian
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