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2011-11-01
Ookla The Mok Math 

An ant crawls at a rate of one foot per minute on a rubber band
The band is one yard long and stretched at a rate of one yard per minute
If the ant begins at one end of the band Will it ever reach the other end?
If so, how long will it take the ant?
Will it make it if the band has a two yard lead?

Billy goes to school will fifteen quarters in each hand
A fifth pays for his lunch but then another third pays for a field trip
If he saves half of the rest but then gives the other half away to his only friend
How much did Billy save
And if he makes more friends tomorrow how much more will he need?

Math
Math
Math

A train leaves from Chicago traveling south at ten miles an hour
Another train heads north at twice the speed but fifty miles away
If the trains both leave at noon then at what time and at what place will the trains collide?
Extra credit: Tell how far each train ran
Give your answer in miles to the nearest tenth

A ball is thrown at sixteen feet per second from a water tower
The tower's perpendicular to the ground and ninety-six feet high
Find the height of the ball after half a second
What's the speed of the ball when the ground breaks it's stride?
How long will it take the ball to fall?
How deep in the ground will it make a dent?

A + C = D - A
Math
A + C = D - A
Math
A + C = D - A
Math
2A + C = D

How many roads must a man walk down
Before his journey is complete
Given: That he wants to walk twenty-seven miles
And each road that he walks is 4000 feet
Please round your answer to the nearest tenth
And show all your work on a separate sheet

The answer my friend is 17.4
The answer is 17.4 roads
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