“Umbrella Chronicles” parody of “Umbrella” by Rihanna, as performed by Marie Digby
New Lyrics by I. Bonds

I nearly screamed
When we first got on the scene
It's like a bad dream
What happened to the Bravo team?
Baby cause in the dark
There’s no sign of the other S.T.A.R.S.
This simply cannot be
My friends are all zombies
Because

When the dead rise, they rise together
Told you we’re never dead forever
They just want to eat your brains
This Umbrella has nothin’ to do with rain
Now that they’re dead it’s such a pity
What will happen to Raccoon City
We can put a stop to this Umbrella
We can overthrow this Umbrella
(Ella ella eh)
Overthrow Umbrella
(Ella ella eh)
Overthrow Umbrella
(Ella ella eh)
Overthrow Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

These walking dead
Take a shotgun to the head
That really brings them down
If there’s more ammo around
Who knows what you will see
When you mix red herbs with green
Oh please take my hand
There’s no Alice in this Wonderland
Because

When the stuff shines, it means we need it
Got that weird puzzle completed
Found this trinket over there
Who would know it uncovered a set of stairs?
Now my key’s got the crest of a king
I’m the Master of Unlocking
We can put a stop to this Umbrella
We can overthrow this Umbrella
(Ella ella eh)
Overthrow Umbrella
(Ella ella eh)
Overthrow Umbrella
(Ella ella eh)
There's A Lab down in the celler
(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Read something in someone’s files
Handwriting just like a child
“Itchy, Tasty”
So go on and let the rain pour
I just need to find the cure
Because

When Wesker returns I’ll kill him
Can’t believe he is the villain
There’s some red in his left iris
Must be the effects of the T-Virus
Now that the mansion is exploding
His stock options aren’t worth holding
You can buy stock in Umbrella
But don’t buy stock in Umbrella
(Ella ella eh)
Stock in Umbrella
(Ella ella eh)
Don’t buy, Just Quick Sell-a
(Ella ella eh)
There's a lab down in the cell-ah
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh)

It's evil
Ooh baby it's evil
Residentially
“Itchy, Tasty”
It's evil
Oh baby, it’s evil
Residentially
"Itchy, Tasty"
Ella ella eh

(c) 2011 Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings & Insane Ian