I'm That Type Of Spy
A parody of "I'm That Type Of Guy" by LL Cool J, about the TV series "Chuck"
Parody lyrics by the great Luke Ski
© 2011 Luke Sienkowski

(5 measure intro)

You're the type of spy, who drinks a cold martini,
Seducing some young hottie, who's clad in a bikini.
I'm the type of spy, who's got computers to fix,
Working all day in retail. Clean up on aisle six!
You're the type of spy, who drives an Aston Martin,
Facing foreign bad guys, to stop the wars they're startin'.
I'm the type of spy, who's been down on his luck.
I'm Agent Charles Bartowski, but, uh, you can call me "Chuck".

Cause I'm that type of spy.                           Bu-uy More! Buy More!
I'm that type of spy.                                        Bu-uy More! Buy More!
I'm that type of spy.                                        Bu-uy More! Buy More!
I'm that type of spy.                                        Bu-uy More! Buy More!

You're the type of spy, seducing every female.      (Austin Powers: Yeah, baby!)
I'm the type of spy, who shouldn't have opened his e-mail.
I thought it was 'keyboard cat', or something cute and inane,
That's when the Intersect uploaded itself into my brain.
Now I'm the type of spy, ehh, who doesn’t want to do this.
I flash upon some intel, and make a face like Jerry Lewis. (Jerry Lewis: Lady!)
Casey's the type of spy, who'll snap you like a stick.
An NSA Marine, who drives a Crown Vic. (Casey: Shiny!)
Sarah's the type of spy, who's a fighter, not a lover,
But as my CIA protector, she's my girlfriend undercover.
Hand-to-hand combat, you should see the guys she's mangled.
Romantic complications? Huh, yeah, We're en-"Tangled"

I'm that type of spy.                                        Ne-erd Herd! Nerd Herd!
(Flynn Rider from Tangled: Here comes the smolder!)
I'm that type of spy.                                        Ne-erd Herd! Nerd Herd!
(Flynn Rider from Tangled: They just can't get my nose right!)
I'm that type of spy.                                        Ne-erd Herd! Nerd Herd!
(Flynn Rider from Tangled: Frying pans! Who knew?)
I'm that type of spy.                                        Ne-erd Herd! Nerd Herd!
(Flynn Rider from Tangled: Ow! My smolder!)

Morgan's the type of spy, who'll take a Mac and reprogram it.
You're the type of spy, who's always saying (Jack Bauer from 24: DAMMIT!)
Morgan's the type of spy, who's got my back when things get weird.
He's like my own Chloe O'brien, with a well-groomed beard.
You're the type of spy, who's using all your Leverage.
Awesome's the type of guy, who'll make you a protein beverage.
Ellie's the type of doc, who'll make a cast and give you a crutch.
You're the type of spy who (Maxwell Smart from Get Smart: Missed it by 'that' much!)
Beckman's the type of spy, with whom we correspond.
Volkoff's the type of spy, with a strong family Bond.
Jeff and his pal Lester, just can't get any dumber,
But they'll crash Big Mike's wedding, with a rockin' musical number!

I'm that type of spy.                                        Je-effster! Jeffster!
I'm that type of spy.                                        Je-effster! Jeffster!
I'm that type of spy.                                        Je-effster! Jeffster!
I'm that type of spy.                                        Je-effster! Jeffster!

B-U-Y M-O-R-E is the place to be.
To buy nuclear weapons, or an HD TV.
Bombs aborted, drug cartels thwarted, Blu-Ray discs sorted.
Heh, we'd use another set, but NBC just can't afford it.
I'm the type of spy, playin' Xbox "Medal of Honor".
My Dad is Captain Archer, and my Mom is Sarah Connor.
I'm the type of spy with a Castle in my basement,
Where I eat a Cold Cut Combo (*nom nom*), cuz, you know, product placement.

I'm that type of spy.                                        Su-ubway! Subway!
I'm that type of spy.                                        Su-ubway! Subway!
Five! Five dollar!                                           Su-ubway! Subway!
Five dollar footlong!                                      Su-ubway! Subway!
So delicious!

Yeah. Uh huh. Uh huh. Ha ha ha haaa!

(Sam Axe from Burn Notice: You know spies, a bunch of bitchy little girls!)