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Rob Balder Crazy Me 

When I'm asleep
I go deep
Into creepyland,

I'm crossing Iran
With a van
Full of contraband,

I'm kissing a swan
On my lawn, but
On the other hand,

She seems really into it.

In my mind, it's
Like a science
Fiction double feature.

I'm Mister Spock,
And I can talk
With every living creature.

Fighting in 'nam,
With my mom
And my physics teacher.

And Mom is racking up confirmed kills. Damn.

At night
Sections of my mind behind the front page
Break free and take a field day.

And I
Worry less about the me who's onstage
Than the me that writes the screenplay.

When I'm awake
I'm a flake
And a deviator.

Sliding my ride
Side to side
Like a Space Invader.

Dropping my pants
Do a dance
On the elevator.

You got something better to do for those 30 seconds?

Stressed and obsessed
I confess a little

It is just a
Form of preservation.

Yes, I'm a mess
But I'm blessed
With imagination.

No, there is not such a thing as too much.

I try
Can't always comply
It's like a lie
Since junior high
They've tried to feed me.

'Cause I
Don't know what I mean by "I"
There's all these guys inside
Who fight to be me.
And some are crazy.

The world will wear away
Your good parts.
Your "you" parts.
Say, "That's the way to be."

But they don't know,
They're crazy too,
So I'll hold on to Crazy Me.
And don't lose Crazy You.
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