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Jesse Smith DOUBLE DILDO SONG!! This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.

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Whoah - that's like two dildos - oh, no way!
Double dildo, oh my Gah, double dildo!
It's a double dildo, it's two-way, damn!
It's a double dildo, it's two-way, damn! Two-way prod!

It's so obscene, it's not right, should be hid
Double dildo, double dildo - it's an offense
It's so obscene, almost as bad as a triple dildo
That's one bad dildo there, Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Double dildo, what a kinky thing to buy
Thirty-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents
Wonder if she has a girlfriend willing to try
Sticking that in her bod - sharing a dildo

-Laughing- Double dirty dildo, oh God ... -laughing- ... to watch
Oh that would be so hot, if I could just capture it on my camera

Double dildo's gonna be quite a surprise
Yeah, yeah, what suspense!
I can hardly wait to see the look in her eyes
When she sees what I bought - big double dildo

Whoooooo, whoooooo - that is the baddest (bleep)ing dildo I've ever seen!

Double dildo, come on baby, give it a try
Let's call one of your friends
Double dildo, how 'bout Karen? She's kind of bi
Wow I'd love to watch you sharing that dildo

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