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2011-03-08
the great
Luke Ski
Snoopy The Dogg 

Snoopy The Dogg
A parody of "Who Am I? (What's My Name?)" by Snoop Doggy Dogg,
about Snoopy, and the characters from Charles Schulz's comic strip "Peanuts".
Parody lyrics by the great Luke Ski
2011 Luke Sienkowski


{Peppermint Patty: Hey maestro, how's about a little tune to liven up the evening?... That's what I like about you Chuck, you really know how to throw a party.}

[*trombone teacher sounds*]

{Lucy: Augh! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine!
Snoopy: Waaaah!}

Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!

From the streets of St. Paul, come home, I bounce.
Snoopy the dog, snoozin' atop my dog house.
I may play it Joe Cool, but I know my place,
As a world famous World War One flying ace.
T'was a dark and stormy night, when I grabbed my ammo,
Faced that curse-ed Red Baron in my Sopwith Camel. {Snoopy: Whooa!}
I'm livin' my life as I wish,
And I do a happy dance when there's food in my dish.
If Woodstock is ever under attack, (Flabby fat cat!)
I'll smack the cat next door, because I got my birdie's back!
(Yeah, the king of 4-panel strips,
We rule United Feature Syndicate!)
What's my supper-lovin' name?

Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
[vocalists scat to the tune of "Linus and Lucy"]

It's the round-headed kid, sigh and a frown,
On the pitcher's mound, Good Ol' Charlie Brown.
Gonna win the baseball game is his big belief.
A line drive blew his clothes off again. {Linus: Good Grief!}
Peppermint Patty calls him 'Chuck', and thinks he's fine,
But it's the little red-haired girl who gets his Valentine.
Lucy's a thug, watch her lie like a rug,
Pull the football away, he flies and lands with a (UGH!)
No shock, he's a blockhead who always gets mocked.
Christmas gets him down, on Halloween he got a rock.
After losing yet another to the Kite-Eating Tree,
He said, ["Why is everybody always picking on me?"]

Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!

[Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more,
The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' out the score.
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
Of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany.]

Now Linus believes the Great Pumpkin's in the air.
The blanket-toting thumb-sucker just don't care. (Yeah.)
Sally's 'sweet babboo' won't face the truth.
Needs some help from the nickel psychiatry booth. {Lucy: Nickels, nickels!}
Lucy's temper is huge.
Begrudge a fuss-budget who dislikes my pooch smooch. {Lucy: Bleah!}
Thinks to Schoeder she's bethrothen,
But he just ignores her, playin' Beethoven.
Steppin' with Peppermint Patty.
A tomboy with Marcie doting on her. (Don't call me 'sir'!)
But forget all them, 'cause there's no equal to me, the street beagle. {Snoopy: Hey!}
What's my Charles-Schulz-in' name?

Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
[vocalists scat to the tune of "Linus and Lucy"]

[spoken over outro:]
Hey, what's this cloud of smoke? Oh, it's just Pig-Pen.
Let's go meet up with Franklin at Knott's Berry Farm, only 10 miles from the LBC.
Thanks for everything Sparky. We miss you. Peace.

[No dogs allowed.
Fee fee fi fi fo fo fum,
Who wears a yellow shirt with a zigzag on the front?
Walks in the classroom cool and slow,
Racin' for his life at 8 years old.
B E A G E L !]

{Charlie Brown: Rats!}

{Lucy: I oughta slug you!... You blockhead!}

{Charlie Brown: Why can't I have an ordinary dog like everybody else?}

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