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2011-02-18
Carrie Dahlby Jabba Jive 

Jabba Jive
A parody of "Java Jive" by Ben Oakland, about Jabba The Hutt from the film "Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi"
Idea & vocals by Carrie Dahlby, lyrics by the great Luke Ski


Bib Fortuna, Bib Fortuna,
Bib Fortuna-luna-moon-a,
Bib Fortuna, Bib Fortuna,
Bib Fortuna-luna-moon-a,

I love life on Tatooine.
I love the Jabba jive 'cause he's so mean.
His palace is keen, like the Star Wars Canteen.
The Hutt, the Hutt, the Hutt, the Hutt, the Hutt.

Watch that Jabba drinking rum.
Look, on his tail, it's Salacious Crumb.
He's Fraggle-like scum, with a hand up his bum,
A mup, a mup, a mup, a mup, a muppet.

Oh, this criminal thug, is a wonderful slug,
With the face of a pug, he's a smug kind of lug.
A green skinned hottie on the dance floor.
Trap door!
Gator ate her, new translator.

Sing Sy Snootles snooty snout.
Max Rebo Jabba jives, all blue and stout.
He'll twist and shout, while Han is hanging out
In a slab, a slab, a slab, a slab, a slab.

Luke's in a jam.
Awww damn!
Those piggy guards taste just like spam.
Green alien ham!
Luke's got a bone to pick, with that Rancor so quick.
He fell for that old guillotine door trick. (That old schtick?)

That's when Jabba threw a fit.
Took his sail barge out to the Sarlaac pit.
Han couldn't see it, but got a critical hit
On Boba Fett, ba Boba Fett, ba Boba Fett, ba Boba Fett.

Ooh, the big slimy meanie dressed Leia like a genie,
In a golden bikini, which made the Jawas "UTEENI!!!"
Then came the part where his plot sank.
Walkin' the plank.
Player hater.
Luke's Dad is Darth Vader.

Strangled by the ball and chain.
Leia stopped the Jabba jive to end his reign.
Luke rescued the dame, at the deck they took aim,
And then we, blew up, blew up, blew up, blew up, blew up!
BLOW!!!

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