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MAN STUCK IN OUTHOUSE PIT FOR TWO DAYS COUPLE TRIES TO SELL BABY AT WAL-MART WOMAN KEPT 32 CATS AT MOTEL LAWYER RUNS OVER HIMSELF WITH GOLF CART 2-YEAR-OLD ABANDONED AT CHUCK E. CHEESE ROBBER FALLS OVER HIS SAGGY PANTS GUY FOUND DEAD INSIDE LOCKED VIDEO PORN BOOTH MAN SAYS COCAINE IN HIS BUTTOCKS ISN'T HIS SUSPECT TRIES TO CHEW OFF HIS OWN FINGERPRINTS WOMEN TRY TO TAKE DEAD MAN ON PLANE MOM MAKES SON KILL HAMSTER WITH HAMMER OVER BAD REPORT CARD ADOPTED SON FINDS BIRTH MOTHER - SHE'S A SIDESHOW BEARDED LADY OWNER OF SEGWAY COMPANY DRIVES ONE OFF A CLIFF (BYE-BYE!) WOMAN MISTAKES SUPER GLUE FOR EYE DROPS TOURIST FALLS INTO GRAND CANYON WIFE HITS HUSBAND IN CROTCH WITH CROWBAR MAN IS FORCED TO EAT HIS OWN BEARD WOMAN RUNS OVER HERSELF - TWICE MAN KILLED BY FAMILY OVER TV REMOTE MAILMAN MARRIES HIS DYING CAT THIEF STEALS CAR THAT HAS NO BRAKES PLAN TO LIGHT A BARREL OF METHANOL ON FIRE AND RIDE IT LIKE A ROCKET DOESN'T GO SO WELL ARAB BRIDE HID CROSSED EYES AND FACIAL HAIR BEHIND VEIL MAN TRIES TO TRADE BABY FOR BEER WOMAN STARTS OFFICE FIRE TO GET OFF EARLY COPS GIVE SUSPECT CAVITY SEARCH, FIND ANAL VIBRATOR MAN DRIVING TRUCK IMPALED BY FLYING CANOE WOMAN BREASTFEEDS HER DOG GRAMPA IS A PORN STAR SOME ARE SICK AND SOME ARE GORY BUT EVERY ONE IS A TRUE STORY IF WACKY NEWS IS WHAT YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR WOMAN CRASHES CAR SHAVING HER HOO-HAH WHILE DRIVING |
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