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2010-11-30
TV's Kyle Snowman 

I am a snowman. You built me just yesterday morning.
The storm had just finished and you made me out of the snow.
Here in your backyard I stand, though I use the term loosely.
I'm wasting away in the sun. You pretend not to know.

I'm wearing a smile made from stones from the ground.
Don't let that mislead you. Please let me expound:
I'm living a lie and the smile is purely for show.

I am a snowman: a miserable thing.
I'm melting outside while you live like a king.
My lifespan it rivals but that of a fly.
Some Christmas. I'm going to die.

I am a snowman and I wish that you never made me.
I'm filthy and ugly and I'm wearing all your old clothes.
I'm only around for a day or two. That's if I'm lucky.
Some pants or a jacket are out of my league, I suppose.

A waste of a carrot is all that I am.
I'm hard and pathetic with sticks and no hands.
My back, it's so itchy. I'm helpless out here.
This snowman's devoid of all cheer.

I am a snowman: a miserable thing.
I'm melting outside while you live like a king.
My lifespan it rivals but that of a fly.
Some Christmas. I'm going to die.

Think of me next time the ground is all white.
Please think of my sadness, my fear, and my plight.
Don't make the mistake that is me once again.
I'm melting to my painful end.

You monster.
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