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2010-07-09
TV's Kyle Electric Shock 

There is a socket in the wall.
It isn't meant for me at all.
But Don't you see I have this
Fork made of metal and I
Should not be trusted by myself
I need supervision and this
chair might tip over and I
swear when the fork meets socket

I'll Get an Electric Shock
You know I give it two thumbs up
Well, two smoking thumbs, if you catch my innuendo
I'll get an electric shock
Yeah my days are numbered. Tick tock.
It's the only way I feel alive, my friends.

There is a toaster near my sink.
For when I want some toast, I think.
I'll wash the dishes and I'll
Sleep with the fishes and I'll
Change my car battery myself
Once I slip this armor on and
I crave the taste of lots of watts
I eat it up like kids eat Mott's.

I'll Get an Electric Shock
You know I give it two thumbs up
Well, two smoking thumbs, if you catch my innuendo
I'll get an electric shock
Yeah my days are numbered. Tick tock.
It's the only way I feel alive, my friends.
You are the ampere of my eye
Luck be electric and I
might not survive this need I
have for the volts in me

I'll Get an Electric Shock
You know I give it two thumbs up
Well, two smoking thumbs, if you catch my innuendo
I'll get an electric shock
Yeah my days are numbered. Tick tock.
It's the only way I feel alive, my friends.
I'll Get an Electric Shock
You know it gets me riled up
It makes me tingle like that guy from Zelda.
I'll get an electric shock
Yeah my days are numbered. Tick tock.
It's the only way I feel alive, my friends.
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