"Our Love Song" featuring The Stacey
written by Ian Bonds & Benjamin Stahl

No matter what life throws our way
I'll always love you, you're still my best friend

I love you more with each passing day
That's the worst cliche that I've ever meant

But when you've grown old
and your hair is all gone
Don't expect me to stick around for long

This is our love song, it will last all time
Unlike your looks 'cause I've seen what your parents look like
This is our love song, I am yours, you're mine
Though I wonder why, Sometimes

You're the sweetest man I've ever know
How our love has grown more than I could have asked

But throw away your dirty socks
'cause they're hard as rocks, and I need a gas mask

You fart in your sleep
and the smell of your feet
could strip the paint off the house down the street

This is our love song, it will last all time
In twenty years your breasts will be bigger than mine
This is our love song, I am yours, you're mine
Though I wonder why, Sometimes

You're such a slob
Your friends are dumb
Your family sucks
Your family's worse
But through it all
Our love will last
If we don't kill each other first!

This is our love song, it will last all time
Unlike the pre-nup agreement that we had to sign
All this stuff is yours and this half is mine
Up yours, you swine!

This is our love song, but it came out wrong
My friends all told me this would never last for long
But i'll stay with you, if you want me to
At least until
Something better comes along.