The FuMP Lyrics: Anime Fan by the great<br>Luke Ski


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2010-03-09

the great
Luke Ski

Anime Fan
featuring Carrie Dahlby

Anime Fan

A parody of "Candyman" by Christine Aguilera, about Japanese animation.

Parody lyrics by the great Luke Ski

Luke: Yankee cartoons were always boring him.

Carrie: What happened then? What happened then?

Luke: Started watching shows from the Pacific rim.

Pikachu: PIKA!

Tetsuo: KANEDA!

Soun: RANMA!

Ranma: AAAAAAAHHH!!!

(SFX: Explosion)

Hey, Yu-Gi-Oh, yeah!

I met him playin' PokeMon in the school yard.

He caught my eye right after he captured my card.

Had Dragonballs, for a date he asked.

He showed up for it dressed up as Tuxedo Mask.

Once he made me swoon, he saw my Sailor Moon.

He's a Speed Racer, Star Blazer, Anime fan.

A Miyazaki, eatin' Pocky, Anime fan.

Oh, yeah!...

He really used his G-Force on my Robotech.

Just like Voltron, "I'll form the head!"

Every Gundam he came Macross, mastered like a toy. (A collectible toy)

This cyberpunk is my own Astro Boy, (Oh!)

But behind closed doors, he's my Gigantor.

He's a saki brewster, bio-booster, Anime fan. (Oh yeah!)

A mecha flyer, Mack Guyver, Anime fan.

Ba-shoo-ba-do-dwee-dop, bop, shoo, bop, ba-Cowboy-Bebop-oom-bow,… …Bow bow!

Hey yeah!

Sha-doo-ba-dwee-ba-Cowboy-Bebop-bow!

Cowboy Bebop bow!

(dialogue over those 12 measures:)

Main Boy: Hi cute girl! I am the shy main character,

and I have a crush on you!

Cute Girl: But I have a crush on that very handsome boy!

Handsome Boy: That's me!

Cute Girl: You must fight him for my love!

Main Boy: Did I mention I'm a robot super-weapon too? (SFX: tech)

Handsome Boy: Uh, oh!

Pretty boy divine, I'm his Valentine.

He's a transformin', disproportioned, Anime fan. (Oh!)

A.M.V. makin', Cosplayin', Anime fan.

Whoa yeah!

Now just like InuYasha, I obey at his word.

He stole my heart, like Lupin the 3^rd.

Vash the Stampede's big Trigun. (Ah!)

I'm a horny girl, and flying high like Lum!

Luke: Ranma and Akane fighting at the beach.

Anime fan, Anime fan

Luke: To clean their bikinis, they gotta use Bleach.

Anime fan, Anime fan

Tenchi Muyo, Anime fan

Hair's a bright mop, eyes pop, bigger than a chef's wok.

Slayers, Lain, Anime fan

Huge mallet whop, blood snot, embarrassed massive sweat drop.

Ah My Goddess, Anime fan

Likes my boobs hot, jigglin' won't stop, here's a panty shot.

Fan service…

And now we're both grown-ups with flair.

I'm his La Blue Girl, and we're a Dirty Pair.

Ditch the smut you got. "My porn has a plot!"

He's a Hentai watchin', happy crotchin', Anime fan.

A wang attackin', tallywackin', Anime fan.

A likes 'em curvy, super pervy, Anime fan.

A gonna rock you, King Otaku, Anime fan.

Aaaaahhh, yeah!

Anime fan!

Anime fan! Anime fan! Anime fan! Anime fan!...

(dialogue over those 12 measures:)

Cute Girl: I'm the cute girl, skipping my way to junior college.

Scrotor: I am Scrotor, demon from the 5^th realm!

Cute Girl: My, what big tentacles you have! What will do with those?

Scrotor: Heh, you're about to find out!

Cute Girl: Well I'm secretly a ninja warrior! Taste my blades naughty demon! Hi-yah! (attacks him)

Scrotor: (SFX: Sword) Ow! Ow! Hey! Hey! Watch it! These are sensitive!

Luke: Kaneda and Tetsuo got into a fight.

Army guys: Destroyed Neo-Tokyo, freaky mutant might.

Luke: Team Rocket's blastin' off at the speed of light.

Army guys: Jesse and James and Meowth, that's right.

Luke: Nine tailed demon fox Naruto was shunned.

Army guys: Fought to become Hokage, and he won.

Luke: Light got out his book, and ended our fun.

Army guys: Wrote a Death Note about us, and now we're done.

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Note from Luke Ski: The following anime shows/movies/directors were specifically referenced in this song: Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Card Captor, Dragonball, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Speed Racer, Star Blazer, Miyazaki, Akira, G-Force, Robotech, Voltron, Gundam, Macross, Astro Boy, Gigantor, Guyver, Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, Inuyasha, Lupin III, Trigun, Urusei Yatsura, Ranma 1/2, Bleach, Tenchi Muyo, Slayers, Lain, Ah My Goddess, Dirty Pair, and La Blue Girl.

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