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HOOKIN' FOR DRUGS (IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES) Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion I just got married and moved out of town Bought some kids and a vinyl fence I'm settling down But this relocation has frazzled my nerves It's hard to be a street-walking crack whore Out here in the burbs Where I've been Hookin' for drugs in all the wrong places Hookin' for drugs in green public spaces Picking up johns rounding the bases At grade school kickball games Knockin' on doors like a girl scout with cookies In search of smack for my nookie I blow for blow Hookin' for drugs I strip at the strip malls and park in the parks I really love my neighbors Except for the narcs But there's no red-light district to practice my art So instead I'm the blue-light special Down at K-Mart And I keep Hookin' for drugs in all the wrong places Hookin' for drugs at the Scrapbook Oasis Parkin' my van in handicapped spaces At Sam's Club and Applebee's Hopin' to score a morphine prescription Tradin' my pediatrician My junk for junk Hookin' for drugs One day I felt guilty and told my priest And right away my sales increased He joined me Hookin' for drugs in all the wrong places Hookin' for drugs at St. Mary Teresa's Workin' the crowds at bicycle races And the drive-through at Dairy Queen Hopin' to feed my speedball addiction Down at the Franciscan mission My crack buys crack Hookin' for drugs It's my junk for junk Hookin' for drugs |
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