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Bring it on Steph, New Moon

New Moon,
Those sparkly hot teenage vamps,
They'll be the box office champs,
But watching them gives me cramps.

New Moon,
Oh look, here comes Edward Cullen,
He's undead, angsty and sullen,
His dialogue is brain-dullin'.

And then suddenly there's a werewolf fella,
And he keeps taking off his shirt,
He and Edward fight over Bella,
But I'm the one who gets hurt.

New Moon,
Romeo and Juliet gone wrong,
One last point made thereupon,
I'd rather watch Eragon.

New Moon,
It's dumb as twelve hockey pucks,
It'll make a half-zillion bucks,
This stupid film really bites.