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Rob Balder Hoist the Jolly Roget's 

Oh I wanted to write a pirate song
Cause everyone loves a pirate song
And everyone has a pirate song
But me.
So I sat at the keys and wracked my brain,
Tried real hard, but nothin' came,
Cause I've never sailed the Spanish Main
Nor even been to sea.

I spent half of February
With my rhyming dictionary
But I'm too contemporary
What good to me is poetry?
I want to see some piracy!
Then the powers that be transported me
To 1683!

SFX magical explosion, sea and deck sounds, pirates making surprised exclamations.

The pirates said they had no use
For a lubber on a pleasure cruise
But I told them all about my muse
And quickly they were pleased.
SFX: "pleased" arrhs.

Cause every pirate loves a song
And every pirate needs a song
And every pirate had a song
But these.
SFX: "sad" arrhs

They said
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