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2009-03-06
TV's Kyle It's Just A Dream (Luigi's Lament) 

Let’s all go back to 1988.

My older brother’s screaming into my face.
He speaks of adventure in a far away place
I think he’s gone nuts because his big lazy butt
Has been sleeping the whole afternoon.

It’s just a dream.
Oh Mario, it it’s not at all the way it seemed.
There’s no Birdos, Albatoss or Mousers,
It’s just a dream
Hey, I say brother,
It’s just a dream
However vivid, it can’t be the way it seemed.
Hate to burst your bubble, brother but it was just a dream

(Bob-Omb bomb)
“Oh, but Luigi! There were veg’tables. I threw them at stuff.”
(Bob-Omb bomb)
He does go on, but I soon yell, “Enough, enough, enough already”

I’m sitting him down with a mug of shroom tea
Though I don’t like the tone he’s taken with me.
The three-headed snakes I say are totally fake
And why would vegetables all have a face?

My name’s Wart. I’m big and green
And I invaded Mario’s dreams.
I want to rule the land of Sub-Con
And I think I could have won.

That big fat Italian dude
Force-fed me turnips, which I found rude.
I’d say he had a big advantage
With that floating princess

He blew up my friend the mouse
And stomped on Fry Guy. What a louse.
He picked up coins from underground
And used them for reincarnation

This whole thing is made of fail
I’m living in a tiny jail
Think I’ll move to Hyrule
And take up the ocarina.

It’s just a dream.
Oh Mario, it it’s not at all the way it seemed.
There’s no Birdos, Albatoss or Mousers,
It’s just a dream
Hey, I say brother,
It’s just a dream
However vivid, it can’t be the way it seemed.
Hate to burst your bubble, brother but it was just a dream

It’s Doki Doki panic in Japan.
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