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2008-08-08
TV's Kyle Kitty-Cat Girl 

Hi there you. You're very cute. You little tiny thing. Yes, you are a little fluff you make me want to sing. (One minute) You are not a cat, in fact, you are a full grown chick. I'd explain that to you, you'd just give my nose a lick. (You're silly) You're a homo sapien. You're human through and through. Not felis domesticus. What am I gonna do with you? Who'm I kidding? Yeah, I love when you act like a cat. You're simply adorable, but please put down that rat. (Already) Why do you paw? Why do you purr? Why do I pet as if you had fur? Why do you gnaw? Why do you mew? How did I fall in love with you? Why do you paw? Why do you purr? Why do I pet as if you had fur? Why do you gnaw? Why do you mew? How did I fall in love with you? It's a lovely way to act when we are in our home. Though, it gets distracting when I'm talking on the phone. (With Grandma) When in public, could you hold it back a little bit? Everyone who sees you scamper thinks you're out of it. (With reason) When we're in a restaurant, you're sitting on all fours. It's a bit embarrassing watching you eat your food off the floor. I have tried explaining it, but it's to no avail. I will never figure out just how you grew that tail. (Amazing!) Why do you paw? Why do you purr? Why do I pet as if you had fur? Why do you gnaw? Why do you mew? How did I fall in love with you? Why do you paw? Why do you purr? Why do I pet as if you had fur? Why do you gnaw? Why do you mew? How did I fall in love with you?
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