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Tom Smith Why I Won't Get You A Beer 
In every man's life, there comes a terrible moment when he looks at what lies before him and realizes he has no idea what was in that Tupperware....

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2007-07-03 Pooh Bear 27
Tom, when were you in our fridge? I better unplug my webcam! Hilarious.
2007-07-03 LoonieBin
Oh dear.
2007-07-04 czwrefsteven
This is why home refrigertors don't have glsss doors on them! Would you want your friends to see how untidy you keep it? Great song Tom. I love it!
2007-07-05 saganth
Funny, albeit disgusting :) Much like Weird Al's "Livin' in the Fridge" and Shel Silverstien's "Sarah Sylvia Cynthia Stout, Will You Please Take the Garbage Out"
2007-07-05 seamonkey
Nice and timely, Tom. This is why I paid my eldest daughter good, green, American money this week... why clean the fridge when you can pay your kids sub-minimum wage... er, I mean, allowance! Sounds like you need a kid to do yer dirty work! Nice job TS.
2007-07-14 djseamus
That's ok, I don't like beer anyway. Got any diet coke? This song is hilarious, and I can so relate to it. Superb vocals, and I love the music in the backround as well...good keyboard and drum work.
2008-12-23 Pyrocrastinator
Haha! This song makes me think of Dirk Gently, and his horrible fridge... ~God Bless.
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