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2007-04-17
Robert Lund and Spaff.com 99 Words for Boobs 
This parody of Nena's 1980s classic "99 Luftballons" and/or "99 Red Balloons" was the first contribution to the Funny Music Project by musician/singer Robert Lund and lyricist M. Spaff Sumsion, and it remains one of their - and the FuMP's - most popular songs.

The inimitable Dr. Demento has made "Boobs" one of his show's most-played songs of recent years. It's on his 2008 fan club CD, and listener requests helped place the song at #3 in his Funny 25 both in 2007 and 2008. One guy's math puts it among the doc's top 50 songs of all time.

Mainstream DJs have also cozied up to "Boobs"; it has appeared on numerous radio shows, and WPLR's Chaz and AJ even invited Spaff onto their morning show for an erudite discussion of "Boobs" and boobs. The lyrics are the most visited of Amiright.com's 60,000 parody lyrics pages.

The song has generated a dozen or so DIY videos, several of which have gone viral. The most popular of these, by Dan Saul Knight, has been viewed over three million times on YouTube - and probably a million more if you count all the copy/paste jobs. It has also tallied two million views on Break.com, a million and a half on Funny or Die, and countless more elsewhere. Attack of the Show named it one of the Top Five Things on the Web.

So what are you waiting for? Get "99 Words for Boobs" now via the BUY or DOWNLOAD button above and/or on the CD The FuMP Volume 2. If you don't, it means you don't like boobs. Really.
This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2007-04-17 Carrie Dahlby
This is so awesome!
2007-04-17 MrTuesday
Nice. A song about one of my favorite subjects. :)
2007-04-17 wildcard9
Great song!! Definately not safe for work (good thing we all have headphones instead of speakers there :)
2007-04-17 Alchav
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2007-04-17 Peach
Really funny!
2007-04-17 MarlinsGirl
great song! nice job, Spaff and Robert.
2007-04-17 garnsr
Ugh
2007-04-17 madmanOTL
mmmmmmmm, boobs
2007-04-17 DPratter
Great creation, though I haven't heard most of those. You know, it's a funny coincidence, because just the other night I rented the movie "Breast Men" starring David Schwimmer and Chris Cooper, based on a true story about implants. The ones I've heard most are as follows: tits/titties jugs hooters cans rack melons knockers boobs/boobies (OF COURSE!)
2007-04-17 peterfump9
LOL...Welcome to the FuMP, Spaff!
2007-04-18 Spaff.com
Hey, thanks, y'all, for listening and commenting. I've been watching the FuMP from a legally mandated distance since January, but I've gotta tell you that it's considerably more fun to say SCREW THE RESTRAINING ORDER and plunge right in. And for those who leave monosyllabic criticisms: Watch out or I'll reveal the contents of your trash.
2007-04-19 jimmyknocker
This is the song that finally convinced me to register. Well, that and when it was addressed to DevoSpice that I didn't register for this site he was like, "And why the hell not? :)" (sorry, Tom)
2007-04-19 garnsr
I think my trash is reasonably innocent.
2007-04-30 darkNES
This one is so good.
2007-05-22 peterfump9
What about 'golden bozos'? ;-)
2007-06-24 djseamus
Have you sent this song to the nationally-syndicated morning radio program "The Bob and Tom Show"? (bobandtom.com). They tend to talk about boobs alot and they'd probably get a kick out of this.
2007-06-27 Peach
Well done :)
2007-09-18 NakedBrainStudios
I JUST LOVE SPAFF & LUND!!!!!!!
2007-10-28 TimRyan
Hey guys, You got this song on WCSX, classic rock, Detroit, as a feature with JJ and Lynne, complete with a link back to here. -Tim
2007-11-15 serigrly101
coooooool song
2008-01-12 Dan Saul Knight
Loved this so much I just had to make a video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvRXnV0fxWY
2008-06-19 alfalfa140
man this song is just perfect! i can't get it out of my head!
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