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Tom Smith EULA Dancing 
Ahhh, those beautiful Hawaiian ballads. Just be sure you know PRECISELY what they mean....

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2007-01-30 wildcard9
Is there a disclaimer to go along with this song?
2007-01-30 devospice
Thanks, Tom. Now I want a pastrami on rye!
2007-01-30 timpryan
from a freind who won't join in the fun: --- This song was not listened to. Had it been listened to, you would be liable for the waste of 3 minutes of time by the listener. As it is, you are already liable for the download time and the anticipation that the song was of, and performed by, a worthwhile entity. Now the liability for the 2.8 meg of disk space consumed will be discussed in a codicil to this declarational testiment. ALOHA. Geesh! Just realized I've been Uked! ---
2007-01-30 CajunGypsy
2007-01-30 weirdojace
...This is brilliant. I got sand in my eye and I think we should buy a new shoe.
2007-02-01 samuel_whyte
2007-02-12 MarlinsGirl
very interesting, especailly when you listen to it with headphones on. It's hysterical.
2007-02-15 artpaul
This just crack me up so much !
2007-07-05 kaosblaze
Hey Happy Fun Ball: YOU SUCK! *runs away!*
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