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Sudden Death Cellular Degeneration 
Sudden Death's first FuMP asks the question why, for the love of binary, does every piece of technology today have to do everything all at once, and not do any of them right? "Cellular Degeneration" features music by Professor Pastronamy and a guest cameo appearance by Carrie Dahlby. www.carriedahlby.com There is also a live performance video of this song available on YouTube here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8_cLLIvvmU

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2007-01-12 Nateboi
This song rocks. I love the way it occasionally cuts in and out like an actual cell phone call :P
2007-01-12 filkertom
Very cool. PC World did an article on this last year, the gist of which was, "Look, I'd like a phone that can actually works as a phone, please...?"
2007-01-12 devospice
Thanks. :) I just discovered that putting HTML in the description of the song screws up the RSS feed for some reason. So I had to change the description to remove all the HTML. The RSS feed is working again now.
2007-01-12 shoebox
AND yet another brief appearance by Worm Quartet. OMG I pWN Teh FuMPs!!
2007-01-12 BathTub
I called it! - Mindtaker! WoooEEEEoooo
2007-01-13 dino-mike
Very funny. I like this one! It reminds me of something Cletus T. Judd did a while back... but I like the spin that you put on it much better.
2007-01-15 Fringe
2007-01-16 Balder
Finally got a chance to listen, and I loved this song in the swirliest way.
2007-01-16 devospice
Thanks. :) And yeah, I thought it was neat that I was releasing this song right after the iPhone announcement.
2007-01-16 wildcard9
Having seen the premier of this song at Dragon*Con, I am very glad to now have the finished studio version of it. Well done!
2007-01-16 samuel_whyte
Damn, These FUMPs Are Too Funny.:)
2007-01-18 thedancingbuddha
So when can we expect the video?
2007-01-20 wannablessedbe
I would LOVE to have 'Smell My Nipple' as a ringtone! I wonder how I could manage it.
2007-02-15 artpaul
Very Funny and Kind of True
2008-04-16 HistoryGeek
Reminds me of a cell phone I had a few months ago that just seemed to not work anymore. For some reason, I couldn't call anyone or receive calls (wasn't the SIM card either). Now I have a sleek new T-Mobile Motor rizr-thingy that never drops my calls :)
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