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2007-01-09
Rob Balder Don't Shoot This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
This parody of "Don't Speak" by No Doubt is one of the few songs ever written about paintball and features a guest appearance by Shoebox of Worm Quartet.
This song is now available on the following CDs:
      
Comments:
2007-01-09 stocktonrgs
Well, I don't know the original, but the lyrics work quite well on their own, and the voice-overs are masterfully executed. As a fan of the classics, I'm particularly fond of "There's no crying in paintball." I'd say that this whole project is off to a great start. Bravo!
2007-01-09 shoebox
My favorite cut line from my tormentitude: "You'd better have a Rich Fantasy Life, because your reality's about to be a world of pain!" Some people will get that.
2007-01-09 scifantasy
"You'd better have a Rich Fantasy Life, because your reality's about to be a world of pain!" Hee! Too bad that one got cut.
2007-01-09 scifantasy
"You'd better have a Rich Fantasy Life, because your reality's about to be a world of pain!" Hee! Too bad that one got cut.
2007-01-09 scifantasy
Whoops. Sorry.
2007-01-09 filkertom
Think of this as the DVD commentary track.
2007-01-09 Alchav
A relatively good song.
2007-01-09 Balder
Thank you. I am intermediately flattered.
2007-01-09 Nateboi
That Rich Fantasy Life comment should have totally been left in, if only because it's my favorite song ever.
2007-01-09 snarkdogg
I love it, but it reminds me a bit of my days playing paintball. ;-)
2007-01-09 snarkdogg
I love it, but it reminds me a bit of my days playing paintball. ;-)
2007-01-09 SeleneSue
Plaid Paint??!
2007-01-10 Balder
Oh! Another DVD moment here. The paintball gun sfx were made by dropping a wet sponge on a marble table under a microphone, and adding a little reverb. :)
2007-01-10 dino-mike
Hahaha! That's great... the WQ comments really made the song so much funnier!
2007-01-10 CWSensation
Very nice. I like.
2007-01-10 kahnman
I Have Not heard The Parody Yet But I Will Be Playing it On My Internet Radio Show The Kahn man's Comedy Corner.
2007-01-10 samuel_whyte
I Love This One. (:(:(:(:
2007-01-12 kahnman
I Just Heard it today. It's very Funny. I WILL put it on my show when I get the Chance.
2007-01-14 Joyful
Okay, back when I was an angsty teenager, I was all about No Doubt, and "Don't Speak" was one of my favourite songs. This parody literally had me rilling on the floor laughing. *glomps song*
2007-01-15 Fringe
I really like this song. It's even funnier because a gang of us are going to play paintball in the summer for a friend's 5 year anniversary.
2007-12-08 creativeaccount
There's got to be a way to get plaid paint - when someone figures it out, please tell me. Very funny!
2008-02-09 JoshZePosh
This is halerious. Keep up the good work!
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